Gift Means Poison: German False Friends and Denglisch Traps

German and English share so many words that guessing often works. Haus is house, Hand is hand, Winter is winter. Then you tell a German colleague you've brought them a Gift, and they look worried. Das Gift is poison.

Words like this are called false friends: they look familiar and mean something else. German also uses a set of English words in ways no English speaker would, known as Denglisch. Both kinds are below.

The Classic German False Friends

GermanMeansNot
das Gift
poison
a gift (das Geschenk)
bekommen
to get, to receive
to become (werden)
der Chef
boss
a cook (der Koch)
also
so, therefore
also (auch)
aktuell
current, up to date
actual (tatsächlich)
eventuell
possibly
eventually (schließlich)
sensibel
sensitive
sensible (vernünftig)
spenden
to donate
to spend (ausgeben)
die Rente
pension
rent (die Miete)
bald
soon
bald (glatzköpfig)
fast
almost
fast (schnell)
brav
well-behaved
brave (mutig)
die Art
kind, type
art (die Kunst)
die Fabrik
factory
fabric (der Stoff)
der Rat
advice
a rat (die Ratte)
wer
who
where (wo)
will
wants
will (werden)

Good to know:

  • Bekommen causes the most famous mix-up. In a restaurant, Ich bekomme ein Schnitzel is a normal way to order: "I'll have a schnitzel". It doesn't mean you're turning into one.
  • Eventuell matters in emails. Ich komme eventuell means "I might come", not "I'll come in the end". Don't count on that person.
  • Will is from wollen, to want: Ich will nach Hause, "I want to go home". The future is built with werden.

The Ones That Cause Real Trouble

Some mix-ups are funny. These cost money or cause confusion at work.

GermanMeansWhere it bites
die Rente
pension
Rentenversicherung on your payslip is pension insurance, not a rent payment
die Miete
rent
the word you need for your flat
das Rezept
recipe, prescription
the same word in the kitchen and at the doctor's
das Gymnasium
academic secondary school
the school that leads to the Abitur; a gym is das Fitnessstudio
der Termin
appointment, also a fixed date
a Termin is a date; a period you have to act within is die Frist
das Kollegium
the teaching staff
a school word, not a college

Denglisch: English Words With German Meanings

These are English words, or look like them, but Germans use them for something else. Some aren't used in English at all.

Germans sayThey meanIn English you'd say
das Handy
mobile phone
mobile, cell phone
der Beamer
projector
projector
der Oldtimer
vintage car
classic car
das Public Viewing
watching football on big outdoor screens
a public screening
das Homeoffice
working from home
working from home
der Smoking
dinner jacket
tuxedo
das Mobbing
bullying, especially at work
bullying
die Bodybag
small cross-body bag
crossbody bag
das Shooting
photo shoot
photo shoot
die Wellness
spa treatments
spa
das Peeling
exfoliating scrub
face scrub

Quick note: Public Viewing makes English speakers think of a coffin at a funeral. For Germans it means beer and a big screen during the World Cup.

The Words You Actually Meant

When a false friend slips out, these are the German words you were looking for.

gift, present

das Geschenk

to become

werden

cook

der Koch

also

auch

actually

eigentlich

eventually

schließlich

sensible

vernünftig

to spend money

ausgeben

rent

die Miete

fast

schnell

brave

mutig

art

die Kunst

fabric

der Stoff

where

wo

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das Geschenk

Quick note: "actually" is eigentlich or tatsächlich, never aktuell. Eigentlich wollte ich nur fragen… is "Actually, I just wanted to ask…".

Why They're Worth Learning

They feel safe. You'd look up an unfamiliar word. You don't look up also or Chef, because you think you know them. That's why these mistakes survive for years, even in fluent speakers.

Germans make the same mistakes in reverse. A German colleague who says "I will become a coffee" is translating bekommen straight across. Knowing the list helps you understand them too.